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// 2003_sept_secret.js

word=new Array();
quest=new Array();
answ=new Array();
secr=new Array();
defn=new Array();

today=new Date();

chosen=today.getDate();

var fcolor="black"  //font color
var bold="no";   //Bold?
var italc="no";  //Italic?
var under="no";   //Underlined?

word[0]="";
quest[0]=".";

// Monday, September 1
word[1]="CLOCK";
quest[1]="Why did you embroider a picture of Big Ben on your stocking?";
answ[1]="I wanted a clock clock on my sock!";
secr[1]="Clock's";
defn[1]="Embroidered or woven decoration on the side of a sock or stocking.";

// Tuesday, September 2
word[2]="CLOCK";
quest[2]="Why did you embroider a picture of Big Ben on your stocking?";
answ[2]="I wanted a clock clock on my sock!";
secr[2]="Clock's";
defn[2]="Embroidered or woven decoration on the side of a sock or stocking.";

// Wednesday, September 3
word[3]="CLOCK";
quest[3]="Why did you embroider a picture of Big Ben on your stocking?";
answ[3]="I wanted a clock clock on my sock!";
secr[3]="Clock's";
defn[3]="Embroidered or woven decoration on the side of a sock or stocking.";

// Thursday, September 4
word[4]="CLOCK";
quest[4]="Why did you embroider a picture of Big Ben on your stocking?";
answ[4]="I wanted a clock clock on my sock!";
secr[4]="Clock's";
defn[4]="Embroidered or woven decoration on the side of a sock or stocking.";

// Friday, September 5
word[5]="CLOCK";
quest[5]="Why did you embroider a picture of Big Ben on your stocking?";
answ[5]="I wanted a clock clock on my sock!";
secr[5]="Clock's";
defn[5]="Embroidered or woven decoration on the side of a sock or stocking.";

// Saturday, September 6
word[6]="CLOCK";
quest[6]="Why did you embroider a picture of Big Ben on your stocking?";
answ[6]="I wanted a clock clock on my sock!";
secr[6]="Clock's";
defn[6]="Embroidered or woven decoration on the side of a sock or stocking.";

// Sunday, September 7
word[7]="CLOCK";
quest[7]="Why did you embroider a picture of Big Ben on your stocking?";
answ[7]="I wanted a clock clock on my sock!";
secr[7]="Clock's";
defn[7]="Embroidered or woven decoration on the side of a sock or stocking.";

// Monday, September 8
word[8]="SPAT";
quest[8]="Why argue over whether or not that oyster just slimed my shoe coverings?";
answ[8]="So we can have a spat about the spat that spat on your spats!";
secr[8]="Spat's";
defn[8]="An oyster.";

// Tuesday, September 9
word[9]="SPAT";
quest[9]="Why argue over whether or not that oyster just slimed my shoe coverings?";
answ[9]="So we can have a spat about the spat that spat on your spats!";
secr[9]="Spat's";
defn[9]="An oyster.";

// Wednesday, September 10
word[10]="SPAT";
quest[10]="Why argue over whether or not that oyster just slimed my shoe coverings?";
answ[10]="So we can have a spat about the spat that spat on your spats!";
secr[10]="Spat's";
defn[10]="An oyster.";

// Thursday, September 11
word[11]="SPAT";
quest[11]="Why argue over whether or not that oyster just slimed my shoe coverings?";
answ[11]="So we can have a spat about the spat that spat on your spats!";
secr[11]="Spat's";
defn[11]="An oyster.";

// Friday, September 12
word[12]="SPAT";
quest[12]="Why argue over whether or not that oyster just slimed my shoe coverings?";
answ[12]="So we can have a spat about the spat that spat on your spats!";
secr[12]="Spat's";
defn[12]="An oyster.";

// Saturday, September 13
word[13]="SPAT";
quest[13]="Why argue over whether or not that oyster just slimed my shoe coverings?";
answ[13]="So we can have a spat about the spat that spat on your spats!";
secr[13]="Spat's";
defn[13]="An oyster.";

// Sunday, September 14
word[14]="SPAT";
quest[14]="Why argue over whether or not that oyster just slimed my shoe coverings?";
answ[14]="So we can have a spat about the spat that spat on your spats!";
secr[14]="Spat's";
defn[14]="An oyster.";

// Monday, September 15
word[15]="PEACH";
quest[15]="If you pilfer that peach, I'll peach on you!";
answ[15]="Who you gonna tell, the peach fuzz?";
secr[15]="Peach's";
defn[15]="To inform on someone.";

// Tuesday, September 16
word[16]="PEACH";
quest[16]="If you pilfer that peach, I'll peach on you!";
answ[16]="Who you gonna tell, the peach fuzz?";
secr[16]="Peach's";
defn[16]="To inform on someone.";

// Wednesday, September 17
word[17]="PEACH";
quest[17]="If you pilfer that peach, I'll peach on you!";
answ[17]="Who you gonna tell, the peach fuzz?";
secr[17]="Peach's";
defn[17]="To inform on someone.";

// Thursday, September 18
word[18]="PEACH";
quest[18]="If you pilfer that peach, I'll peach on you!";
answ[18]="Who you gonna tell, the peach fuzz?";
secr[18]="Peach's";
defn[18]="To inform on someone.";

// Friday, September 19
word[19]="PEACH";
quest[19]="If you pilfer that peach, I'll peach on you!";
answ[19]="Who you gonna tell, the peach fuzz?";
secr[19]="Peach's";
defn[19]="To inform on someone.";

// Saturday, September 20
word[20]="PEACH";
quest[20]="If you pilfer that peach, I'll peach on you!";
answ[20]="Who you gonna tell, the peach fuzz?";
secr[20]="Peach's";
defn[20]="To inform on someone.";

// Sunday, September 21
word[21]="PEACH";
quest[21]="If you pilfer that peach, I'll peach on you!";
answ[21]="Who you gonna tell, the peach fuzz?";
secr[21]="Peach's";
defn[21]="To inform on someone.";

// Monday, September 22
word[22]="TICK";
quest[22]="Good night, sleep tight. Don't let the tick ticks bite!";
answ[22]="Are you certain that sleeping tight will prevent the bed bugs from biting?";
secr[22]="Tick's";
defn[22]="A matress or bed linens.";

// Tuesday, September 23
word[23]="TICK";
quest[23]="Good night, sleep tight. Don't let the tick ticks bite!";
answ[23]="Are you certain that sleeping tight will prevent the bed bugs from biting?";
secr[23]="Tick's";
defn[23]="A matress or bed linens.";

// Wednesday, September 24
word[24]="TICK";
quest[24]="Good night, sleep tight. Don't let the tick ticks bite!";
answ[24]="Are you certain that sleeping tight will prevent the bed bugs from biting?";
secr[24]="Tick's";
defn[24]="A matress or bed linens.";

// Thursday, September 25
word[25]="TICK";
quest[25]="Good night, sleep tight. Don't let the tick ticks bite!";
answ[25]="Are you certain that sleeping tight will prevent the bed bugs from biting?";
secr[25]="Tick's";
defn[25]="A matress or bed linens.";

// Friday, September 26
word[26]="TICK";
quest[26]="Good night, sleep tight. Don't let the tick ticks bite!";
answ[26]="Are you certain that sleeping tight will prevent the bed bugs from biting?";
secr[26]="Tick's";
defn[26]="A matress or bed linens.";

// Saturday, September 27
word[27]="TICK";
quest[27]="Good night, sleep tight. Don't let the tick ticks bite!";
answ[27]="Are you certain that sleeping tight will prevent the bed bugs from biting?";
secr[27]="Tick's";
defn[27]="A matress or bed linens.";

// Sunday, September 28
word[28]="TICK";
quest[28]="Good night, sleep tight. Don't let the tick ticks bite!";
answ[28]="Are you certain that sleeping tight will prevent the bed bugs from biting?";
secr[28]="Tick's";
defn[28]="A matress or bed linens.";

// Monday, September 29
word[29]="LAWN";
quest[29]="What's that yard of lawn doing on the lawn in the yard?";
answ[29]="The kitchen window's open. It must have blown off the curtain rod.";
secr[29]="Lawn's";
defn[29]="A light cotton or linen fabric.";

// Tuesday, September 30
word[30]="LAWN";
quest[30]="What's that yard of lawn doing on the lawn in the yard?";
answ[30]="The kitchen window's open. It must have blown off the curtain rod.";
secr[30]="Lawn's";
defn[30]="A light cotton or linen fabric.";

// Wednesday, 
word[31]="LAWN";
quest[31]="What's that yard of lawn doing on the lawn in the yard?";
answ[31]="The kitchen window's open. It must have blown off the curtain rod.";
secr[31]="Lawn's";
defn[31]="A light cotton or linen fabric.";

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